Things InuYasha would never say

1) "Okay sesshoumaru, i'll give you the tetsusaiga, no problem."
2) "Kouga, you can have kagome, you're much better for her then i am."
3) "Would someone pleaseeeeeeee tweek my ears????"
4) "Naraku, you're right, i'm not going to search for the jewel shards anymore.  And here, have mine!"  -Handing naraku the shards
5) "Sesshoumaru, lets be friends"
6) "Shippou, i'd like you to stay on my shoulder instead of kagome"
7) "Kouga, lets stop this name calling, and become best buds!"
8) "Sesshoumaru, how about you exchange tenseiga for tetsusaiga?"
9) "Can't we just talk about this?  If we can avoid all this violence"
10) -Watches miroku grope sango.- "Hey Miroku, come here....." -Waits until miroku is there.-  "How do you do it o_o?"
11) "I don't want any more ramen!  I'm full!"
12) "Throw me a bone!"
13) -Says this in a big group of people, everyone he knows around without blushing at all.-  "Kagome! I love you very much! Lets get MARRIED!"

Things kagome would never say

1) -To kikyou-   What the HELL do you think you're doing?!  Trying to bring MY InuYasha to hell with you?!"
2) "Geomatry is my friend!"
3) "I love you Houjou!"
4) "Forget about school!  Who needs tests, exams and good grades!?"
5) "InuYasha, you should go with kikyou."
6) "I love Kouga!  Not InuYasha!"
7) -Walks to naraku.-  "Here you go! The last of the jewel shards.  Take 'em!  I don't care about them OR mutt-face!" 8) -"Inuyasha, I love you!" 9) -"Kikyo, let's face it, You are my best friend!"

Things Sesshomaru would never say

Jaken, i shall hand over the Tokijin to you and be your servant."
3."Rin would you like a piggy back ride?"
4. "I will cooperate with my brother and  together we weill bring naraku down you'll see!
5. "Jaken you are like a brother to me"
5.. "InuYasha come here...- Sesshoumaru leans over to tweek his ears.- "Hmm..interesting.."

6."Rin, You are like a daughter to me!"

There is some more. I'm sorry some of them are the same as the ones above...

And these are NOT mine. I forgot the name of the site....

Inuyasha: Sesshoumaru! ...I love you dude.

Inuyasha: I want to grow up to be just like Sesshomaru, my big brother.

Inuyasha: Naraku and Sesshoumaru both have makeup. Why can't I have some!?!

Inuyasha: Sesshoumaru, lets be friends.

Inuyasha: Who's Kikyou?

Inuyasha: Lets trade! Tessaiga for your ramen.

Inuyasha: Sango, let's get hitched.

Inuyasha: Yuck, ramen! Got any vegetables?

Inuyasha: [in a big loud voice in front of everyone] Kagome! I love you! Let's go get married right now! Screw Kikyo!!!

Inuyasha: Sesshoumaru, screw Kagome.... Let's get hitched!

Inuyasha: Kikyo who? Its you I love, Kagome, lets all go to your time and see a good plastic surgeon, have a double wedding with Sango and Miroku and live our lives together! [We all know they should.]
Inuyasha: Ha! My hair's longer than yours, Kagome, be jealous!
Inuyasha: Ok, ok fine! I'll admit I'm half cat.

Inuyasha: Hey Miroku, can you teach me some of you techniques on women? I'm gonna try it on Kagome. ~_0

Inuyasha: Kouga, you can have Kagome for the night.

Inuyasha: Your the best big sister I've ever had Sesshoumaru!

Inuyasha: You have the longest, prettiest, and girly hair ever, Sesshoumaru!

Inuyasha: Ramen? Who needs it? It's not even fit for dogs! ^_^

Kagome: OK! I admit it. My mentor is Kikyo.

Kagome: Come to think of it, Naraku does look a lot like Michael Jackson...

Kagome: *glaring at InuYasha* InuYasha, I don't love you anymore.

Kagome: Wow Inuyasha! You're Tenssaiga sure is BIG!!!

Sango: I want to bear your children, Miroku.

Sango: Bear my child.

Sango: Ok. [Lets get hitched, Inuyasha!]

Sango: Wow, that felt so good when you grabbed my butt, won't you do it again?

Sango: [wearing hidden bags and many clothing as usual] I'm a nudist on strike.

Sango: Please allow me to bear your child.

Miroku: I no longer have interest in women.

Miroku: Sango...let's just be friends.

Shippo: I never liked Kagome, she's too wimpy.

Sesshoumaru: Inuyasha! Give me a big warm hug!

Sesshoumaru: You're like a lil brother to me, Jaken.

Sesshoumaru: I love humans! *prances around*

Sesshoumaru: Hey Rin, you look cute today.

Sesshoumaru: Y'know...I think I wanna be a swordsmith just like YOU, Toutousai...

Sesshoumaru: Rin, I'm gay. I could never be with you in the future.

Sesshoumaru: Dude, Inu, wanna borrow my makeup? We don't have plastic surgery yet, so makeup will hafta work.

Rin: Hey Sesshoumaru, I like you alot, won't you be my boyfriend?

Rin: Sesshomaru is a child molester!

Rin: Sesshoumaru! You're the bestest mommy ever!

Jaken: Wow Sesshoumaru, you're so hot!

Naraku: Lets just all be a big happy family.

Naraku: Sesshomaru! Can we trade eyeshadow?

Naraku: That Kagome looks way better than Kikyo. *runs to spy*

Naraku: Kagura, you're the bestest sister anyone could ever have.

Naraku: Wow Kagome! I would have traded the jewel shards anytime for your ramen.

Naraku: I only do this because I had a bad childhood.

Naraku: Inuyasha, will you marry me?

Kagura: I love how Naraku bosses me around. He's so superior... *in awe*

Kagura: Sesshoumaru is such a weak ediot.

Kanna: InuYasha...you're so HOT!

Totosai: Let's have HAMBURGERS for dinner! *eyes his flying cow thing*

Houjo: I hate you Kagome!

Sesshoumaru: Sango, your eyeshadow is almost the color of mine! Promise to use a different color and I'll spare you your ugly face.
Sango: Are you kidding? It looks waaay better on me.
Naraku: Ah shaddup! My make up looks the best.
Kagura: (Yea day by day, Naraku looks more and more like Diana Ross.)