He may not be too kind about his nickname, though....

Dear ignorant mortal, You dare address me, the magnificent Sesshoumaru, as “Fluffy”? I care not about this mortal gathering of yours, but If you must ask …you cannot go wrong with a white feather boa…Now do not write me again, or answer to my talons.

Dear incompetent mortal, …How did you fools acquire my address? You have a younger sibling, eh?…Perhaps if it was a younger brother I might have told you to reclaim what is rightfully yours and then proceed to beat him to death with it slowly, but that is not the case……….Not to say that I, Sesshoumaru, hold any affection for little girls…

Dear pathetic mortal, I cannot understand why humans insist on kindness. Use this person to your personal advantage, I say. Why should you have to do diminutive tasks, when someone else is there to wait at your every command? …Besides, you can always kill the person if he becomes a nuisance.

Dear ridiculous mortal, Hmm..Shaw Shung Wan, It's acceptable, after all, it is the name of I, Sesshoumaru. Of course my name is superior to my pest of a brother's, in all languages! ...If only I didn't have this irritating nickname [Fluffy] that you all keep addressing me as! Be gone human!

Dear inferior mortal, If he was anything other than a repulsive toad, he would make I, the beautiful Sesshoumaru look less superior!! >0!

Dear foolish mortal, I already have a tail that has won me this annoying nickname, I consider myself lucky that I do not have those embarrassing ears of my brother's. >\ Why he has them, you ask? It's obviously a side-effect of having a mortal mother! All you humans look ridiculous! v_v;.

Dear filthy mortal, How dare you associate I, Sesshoumaru with a large breasted human female that serves other dirty humans at a filthy human restaurant! >0 I would be more cautious now, little human, I will be watching for you. >} -knuckles: *crackcrack*-

Dear wishful thinking mortal, As If I, the respectable Sesshoumaru, would allow myself be captured and chained by a pititful mortal? >0. Your leftovers are not worthy of my taste buds!...and I am in now way..."cute"...beautiful yes, maybe gorgeous, but never cute >\.
How large is this net of yours? n_n;.

Dear somewhat intelligent mortal, It is wise of you to address me as such, if only more of you would fear me, like I am meant to be. -_-; -moment of silence- Human love is so irritating, if this boy has hurt you so badly emotionally, harm him emotionally as well! Destroy all those he loves, one by one, and watch him crumble! >0!!!!!!

Dear expectantly confused mortal, Red is always better than that putrid color, green...Red is the lovely color you will be seeing when I tear you apart for placing an attachment ["-eruus"] onto my already aggravating nickname >\.

Dear foolish mortal, Yes, I, Sesshoumaru, am by far the most superior and handsome. Steal my brother’s arm, you say? Hah, I refuse to believe that my brother is stronger than the weakest of humans. To wear his arm would be an insult to a great demon, such as myself >\.
I am not a fluffy nor a “chan ><;. I am only to be addressed as the infamous Sesshoumaru-sama!!
Yue? Feh! He spends his time protecting little human gir-- -_-;…………..

Dear devoted mortal, Hmmm…so my little brother has another devotee. I care not for the shikon no tama, therefore I have no shards to deliver to you. However, if you were to dispose of my brother’s little human wench and the walking corpse, there would be a clear path for your friend. How I would savor the look on my dear brother’s face >}.

Dear vengeful mortal, I prefer melting to burning and only I can melt him in the most evil way… This human wants others to see how big his head is, eh? Bring in a bottle of nair next time…you know what to do…if your lucky, it’s highly flammable >>;…

Dear questioning mortal, I had already finished the entire box before that weakling even had time to marvel at my magnificence and agility...which is a shame >\.

Dear rude mortal, You humans cease to amaze me. Daring to call me these irritating pet names then dubbing me a homosexual. I am quite popular among the female demons, and ( though disgusted to say) female humans also. The beauty of Sesshoumaru is completely natural. I select my own garments…..

1-800- HIS- CLAW (for those with flawless taste)

Dear ignorant mortal, My brother has chosen no one! I see his lingering affections for that zombie. I, Sesshoumaru will not let a human talk to me in such an insulting manner. I will pick the next person that writes to me to be my woman >0. You cannot call my brother superior now, dim-witted human. >\………

Mortal…, -_-;…………………damn it to hell...

Dear mortal, Humans are frail and not worthy of respect or liking -_-. Why should I care for my weak brother when I am the one inflicting half of his wounds >\? I will kill Naraku for interfering in the business of I, the great Sesshoumaru, and for no other reason! I did not save the child, I was merely testing the abilities of my new weapon >>;…I care not what mortals do, she can follow me if…-erk- …DID YOU CALL ME NICE?! Be gone before you see how mistaken you are >0. …-grumble grumble-

Dear Mortal, I, Sesshoumaru, am so skilled in battle that I am able to avoid blood stains with my swift reflexes…and bottle of sparkle stain remover. >\. I do not have to answer to the likes of you >0. I hate flowers. Yes, my tail alone is more glorious than a town of mortals, than the sun, than every pocky stick combined into one massive stick, than x-box, than the person who created fiber optic Christmas trees, than….

And, um...what's your favorite colour?
Daniel, your willing slave

Dear Mortal, Organisms retaining cognizant scruples are forever collectively assembling anemic pretexts for their derisory corporeal dynamism, as a corollary of their substandard, inexorable sentiments.

…-_-…red.

Dear mortal, Date? O_o…go…with him?! Bah…Rin, no doubt, will have increased in intelligence by the time she chooses a mate. After being near the great Sesshoumaru, it is assured that some of my intellect will rub off onto the child. She will not make the poor decision of going with such an unworthy boy…that Koh-what’s-his-meaningless-name. >\.

Damn it, Mortal, Of Course I sleep with it and protect it, it’s connected to my body >0. And I don’t wash it every day >\. I’m a grown youkai, I don’t need help ><. I toss it over my shoulder to avoid having it get in my way. Must you mortals insist on describing my tail with adjectives that contain two ff’s?! …fluffy…puffy… -twitch- wuffy….

Dear mortal, The beauty of the great Sesshoumaru is indeed natural. There is no other that can match my magnificence. A disgusting hanyou, whom I am ashamed to call my half-brother, cannot damage my gorgeous features. No human girl is strong >0, though I praise your ability to recognize your unworthiness to a creature, such as myself. I do not let a scrawny toad like Jaken eat away at my nerves >/.

Dear Mortal, I suggest you alternate swords during battle until you find which one suits you best. A heavier sword will build up your strength and enable you to be faster with the lighter sword. Also, mental strength is a key factor in sword fighting. It is the person that wins the battle, not the sword. You would need to have mental power I suppose, considering humans are physically weak >\. I have been training ever since I was a mere pup. Did you call me a boy? >0.

Dear Mortal, 1. I’m over a hundred years old, what do you think? >/.
2. You lack the strength.
2. At least you aren’t asking about my other tail…-_-;…
3. no >\.
4. o_o…
5. I will be the one to kill my brother >0. I, Sesshoumaru do not do…favors…

Dear wise mortal, I like the way you think, human. It is obvious that both of your ideas should be set into action. It is only appropriate that I be worshiped…and have my ears cleaned out with Q-tips >\. Set a bath before I arrive.

Dear, most likely deceased before you read this letter-for addressing me as…”dog-breath,” mortal, 1. I bathe >\.
2. I, Sesshoumaru love no one.
3. Don’t bother studying…you won’t be making it to class -_-.
4. Only…kewl? >\
5. Sure…till death do we part -_-;;…

Dear Mortal, I do not shed…though, perhaps I should consider removing the fur, myself, to cease these constant “fluffy” comments >\. Rin is not a teenager yet, therefore I will not think about her choosing a mate till then…I believe I’ve answered this question before >\. Rin is not my daughter ><. I will feel no sense of loss when she leaves me. Jaken may be depressed for a period of time…and may be ordered to keep constant surveillance over her, but I, Sesshoumaru will not be affected.

Dear Mortal, I am to be considered #1. Rin and I together intimately when she’s older?! I, Sesshoumaru would never be tempted to act in such a way, the child is like a dau—BAH! You think you are clever, don’t you, mortal?! Attempting to snare me in a trap…trying to trick me into referring to rin as my own chil—FEH!

>0 YOU, As if a mere human-generated nickname can compare to being a hanyou! I laugh at your misfortune >0. You cannot threaten me! I used that hair care kit 50 years ago…maybe if my so-called brother hadn’t let himself be pinned to a tree by a disgruntled miko, he would have had the opportunity to groom himself properly >\. Let the sheep follow my advice, I have more fansites than you >0…..not that I care -_-;…

Dear Miko, …Perhaps you should put together a brilliant plan in which you allow yourself to be kidnapped by this hanyou’s brother…then, upon realizing you were kidnapped, the half-breed will pursue his brother, only to be led into an inevitable death trap….er…I mean, he will engage in a great battle with his brother and save you…yes…that’s it >>;…What better way for him to recognize how much he loves you?

Dear Mortal, 1. Read… Sesshoumaru’s Guide to Eliminating Emotions!
2. Foaming at the mouth only adds to my intimidation.
3. I don’t do hugs -_-.

Dear Mortal, -_-;…I do not see a problem here, little mortal…You’re trapped in an amusement park…You’re parents were turned into pigs…Sounds like a good time to me. What kind of work are you doing in a bath house? …wait…I really don’t wish to know…>>;

Dear Mortal, Cute? It is not my intention to look cute. >\. Do you know how difficult it is to keep up an evil reputation?! It’s bad enough I have you mortals swooning over my tail and overall magnificence. I’ve smirked but never smiled >/.